writing fic in your head before you fall asleep: fucking shakespeare or some shit oh my god i am the next jane austen this is beautiful stand aside dickens i got this
typing it up the next morning: and then they kissed i guess??
Story of my life xD
I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
Dear god, this is one of the most hilarious posts I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
this cat is me
i am this cat
I AM THE CAT
THE CAT AND I ARE ONE
I feel like this summarizes my attempts at contributions to fandom
oh my god SAME